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The Black Cat

“For the most wild, yet most homely narrative which I am about to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief.”

Humans are bastards. This is a well-known fact. Not everyone, obviously. I do still love the Writer more than any other human in the world. But the average person, especially one facing a crippling addiction, can be cruel.

“Pluto — this was the cat’s name — was my favorite pet and playmate.”

The Black Cat is one of the most famous short stories by Edgar Allan Poe, first appearing in 1843. Like many horror stories, it begins with the eponymous narrator revealing his story to an ambiguous audience after the unsettling events have occurred.

In this case, the narrator is days away from hanging for the brutal murder of his wife. But it’s okay, he didn’t mean to kill the woman – he was aiming for the cat.

Seriously.

Why do horror stories always have to take out the violence on us? Are we not good enough? Do we not offer tempered disdain and the occasional nose boop?

But I’m beside myself. To the plot!

The Plot

The story is simple. The narrator was married and possessed a beloved black cat named Pluto, whom he loved dearly. Unfortunately, he started drinking and became consumed by the alcohol.

As one often does, the narrator became irritable and violent, attacking his wife and cat. One night, while drunk, he thinks Pluto is avoiding him. Pluto runs when the narrator tries to grab him. Enraged, the narrator picks Pluto up and stabs out his eye with a pen knife.

Bastard.

Although at first filled with remorse, the narrator soon despises Pluto for avoiding him. One day, he catches the cat and hangs it from a tree, killing it. That night, the house catches fire and the narrator, his wife, and all of his servants must flee.

Why did he even have a noose on hand?

Things go downhill from here. The narrator returns to his burned home only to find an imprint of a cat hanging from a noose left in the ashes. He runs away once more and lives in his new home, his guilt growing. One day, at the bar, he finds a cat that looks just like Pluto, even missing an eye. The only difference is the white patch on its chest.

Since this is a Poe story, you can watch as the man descends into madness, overwhelmed by his own guilt. Over time, he becomes convinced the cat is haunting him and begins to see the white patch on the new cat’s chest as a set of gallows. Eventually, he tries to kill the cat with an ax, only to be stopped by his wife, whom he murders in a fit of rage.

He walls up his wife in the basement and accidentally also traps the cat inside. The feline’s yowling leads to his crime being discovered, and the man being tried for murder.

The Review

This story is classic Poe, and is another which once again features a cat as the manifestation of a human’s guilt. It is shocking, lurid, and gory. Although it tries to be psychological, it’s hard to feel any compassion for the narrator. He beats his wife, tortures his cat, and eventually murders in cold blood.

It’s hard to admit, but I don’t consider this a good story. All it does is show humans can be bastards and addiction is a beast. While there was space to explore some interesting themes, it was left unexplored.

Though, to be fair, part of my dislike of the story could be that it’s written in the traditional style of the early 19th century, which is very dry and purple for modern audiences. Plus, I’m a cat. I don’t want to read about some poor cat being stabbed and strung up to die in the garden.

But I suppose that’s what makes it horrific.

I’m going to give The Black Cat 3/5 Paws. It’s scary for me because I don’t want to think about my human getting drunk and hurting me, but humans might find it more gratuitously violent than anything else. And this is after the Hitman cat story!

Also, if you want to read it, you can find it here!

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Out Behind the Barn

“Don’t you feel a buzz in ya?”

You humans are strange creatures. When you can’t get something you want the right way, you have to try the wrong way.

Do you suppose hammers hurt?

In Out Behind the Barn by John Boden and Chad Lutzke, I had a chance to see just how far someone is willing to go to fill the empty void in their heart. Unfortunately, their method involved leaving voids where others’ hearts should be.

Do you love your mother? I do.

Out Behind the Barn inspires many feelings in its readers. For me, I was filled with a profound melancholy, thinking about the woman who wanted a family, with two little boys who would love her forever. I love my mother. I could never leave her.

But these boys left their mother.

Each one found themselves leaving both of their mothers.

They lost the first when Miss Maggie kidnapped and killed them so she could resurrect them as her children. They lost the second when they found their hearts and killed themselves so they could be at peace. So they could stop the buzzing in their bodies.

Out Behind the Barn is a short, simple novella with a mystery which slowly unravels as you realize the mother, Miss Maggie, is not all she seems to be. She cooks wonderful food, but the boys cannot taste it. She educates them in literature, but has books they are forbidden to read. She tries to bring them a father, but she murders to do so.

Norman Bates would be proud of her methods, or perhaps Herbert West.

She’s still not as cute as me….

For the feline fans, there is a cat in this book. An adorable kitten, in fact. And since this is a book of horror and emotional loss, the kitten is murdered by a person who came back wrong.

So, some points are added for the cat, and some might be subtracted if the Writer steps away from the scoreboard for a moment…just need to learn how to write with the pen…

There. Done. She’ll never know.

Conclusion

When it comes to novellas, Out Behind the Barn is a prime example of the medium. It utilizes writing tropes and techniques well to create an engaging, emotionally effective story. While I saw the twist coming from a mile away, it was still beautifully done.

Plus, there’s a cat! And references to Lovecraft! And Bradbury!

It’s an engaging read for a cozy afternoon if you would like to be emotionally devastated rather than horrified.

Overall, Out Behind the Barn earns 4/5 Paws.